If you believe you’ve caught this message in error, chances are you’ve been living in the past for too long. I hate to break it to you, buck-o, but times are changing and it’s about time you got with the program.
Don’t panic. We CAN and we WILL remedy the situation. Let me just screw this little nick-nack here and adjust this lever there… Almost done, and okay! Click here to fast forward through time! Prepare to bask in the glory that is the present. You’ll be glad ya did, kid.
Before you go, remember that your future is whatever you make of it! So make it a good one!
The Agent of Doom, formerly SunsetOverride.